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STIRKENBOCK is a stupid idea we had after getting tan lines from wearing BIRKENSTOCK sandals for too long. That’s the only drawback of the legendary two-strap icon. They’re super comfy, stylish af but wear them too much, you get zebra feet. Wearing the STIRKENBOCK can help even your shit out. We moved the strap and added a toe cap so the sun can finally reach the pale skin you’ve not been sunning all summer.


• No more raccoon feet
• Hallelujah
• Details: If you work at Birkenstock, don't sue us. Call us. We wanna make these for realsies.
• Not Made in Germany.
Thanks for visiting a STRIKENBOCK website, mobile application, or social network channel. We are not affiliated with Birkenstock Group B.V. & Co. KG, the German shoe manufacturer known for dope sandals and other footwear notable for contoured cork footbeds (soles) made from layers of suede and jute, which conform to the shape of their wearers' feet. We are big fans of the aforementioned company though. And would very much like speak with them about making a shoe that combats the tan lines they inadvertently have left us with. You know the company was founded way back in 1774? That’s legit older than America.